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“This shit used to hurt me so much. Now when I...
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

alullabytoleaveby:

cisnowflake:

enigma-boi:

mamamichine:

socialistexan:

lake–verity:

theryanproject:

buttcheekpalmkang:

ski-mvsk-mxbbin:

thelovelybones124:

This shit used to hurt me so much. Now when I go shopping I don’t even touch shit unless I know I want it lol cus I know that pain

i’m that person you see folding something and putting it back after i’ve looked at it lol

^^^ And if I can’t fold it back perfectly they’re gonna at least see that I tried.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

All.of.this

Worked in retail almost half a decade, and let me tell y'all this is daily, not just Black Friday or summer sales.

I’ve had people look me straight in the eyes while they knock over a perfectly folded stack of shirts off a table so they could put down their Starbucks cup. People leave food, drinks, diapers, used pads and bandages, even one time an actual syringe on tables.

I’ve had people destroy entire displays and complain about how dirty and “why don’t employees respect their own store” while I was directly next to them frantically trying to fix what they, themselves, just messed up.

This shit is so ingrained in me now that I fixed displays while on vacation in Disney World for a full half hour.

And before anyone says anything, no, actually picking up after grown adults that should know better, it actually isn’t my job to clean up after you all day. We have customer service, check for product, work the registers, keep the bathrooms clean, deal with angry customers, try to prevent shop lifting, and keep the store running. Recovery (fixing displays) is supposed to be low on our list because people aren’t supposed to be selfish shitheads. If you wouldn’t destroy your friend’s house, don’t destroy retail shops.

I’ve literally had people ask me if I work at several stores before because I’m cleaning up after myself??? like they are asking me for help and I’m like “idk I don’t work here” then they are like “then why are you cleaning?”

(Ex)-retailers habitually making messy stuff neat is so true.

I go to stores for grocery shopping and I still move things around to their correct places just because it’s both habit and the workers just need some nice things

Please be considerate of retail workers this holiday season.

Other nice things you can do: put clothes back on hangers after trying them on and neatly fold the clothes that are not hung. Clean out your dressing room and hand the clothes you don’t want to the attendant. If you change your mind about an item but aren’t sure where it goes, give it to an associate instead of just leaving it on the nearest surface.

<3 Please be considerate <3

also i had a customer tap me on the shoulder because my boss was giving direction through an earpiece to me so i said “um..please don’t touch me” to the customer and the only reason is we don’t have surveys that print out and i had no name tag on so any complaining about me that could have happened would not have been important ones that could get me into trouble

then i was outside to cool off and some lady stormed out of the store and rudly asked if i work there and i said nope because i was on break and shes lucky i answered her tbh

i think the worst thing about today was the fact i didnt hear a single kind word until i got to work…my parents started fighting with me, my dad told me im going to ruin my future spouse’s and children (if i have any)’s lives because i am going to turn into my mom and then i go into work and the older ladies i work with wanted to hug me and got excited i was working with them, then some new people were excited i was there to help them out and they helped me out…

like it is a holiday i shouldn’t have to go to work to be treated like a human

bloodheretic:

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khadidon:

Bosses/Managers be like…

Boss: “Another no-show…” [cutscene] 

[Khadi, lying in hospital bed, violently coughing]

[Boss grabs phone, starts dialing]

[cutscene to Khadi coughing and wheezing, person in background: “She’s not breathing.]

[phone rings, Khadi answers out of breath] “Hello?”

Boss: “You didn’t come to work today! What’s up?”

Khadi: “I’m sorry, boss. I’m not- I can’t come in today…”

Boss: “Are you coming tomorrow?”

Khadi: “I don’t know if I’m gonna be alive tomorrow!”

Boss: “Yeah…that’s gonna be a no-call no-show.”

Khadi: “Bitch…I’m dying…”

Boss: “Just let me know, give me a heads up.”

Khadi: “Ok…”

Boss: “And, um, enjoy the rest of your day!”

[cutscene]

Boss on phone: “Hey Khadi, I see you didn’t come into work today. I’m just calling to see if- “

Person on other line: “She unfortunately died this morning. She’s not gonna be able to come in, I’m sorry.”

Boss: “Alright.”

[cutscene]

Boss on Ouija board: “ Are you coming to work?”

[Ouija spells out NO.]

Boss: “Well, you’re getting fired.”

This is art.

my personal experiences with each sign

  • aquarius: such a family orientated person, very INDEPENDENT, emotionally dettached, secretive, always late, caring, will be an amazing parent, into fashion/looking presentable at all times, has some weird habits, looks angry all the time, science hoe, hilarious
  • gemini: weird sense of humor, very closed off emotionally, hates drama, doesn't like sharing feelings, loves so hard, competitive, comes off as mean but is actually a teddy bear, SWITCHES up a lot, loves pizza, can't stand feet, gets excited when people have a similar sense of humor
  • virgo: a LITERATURE freak, passionate, shy, very kind to the people they care about, always makes sure you're alright, has an odd way of showing affection, can come off as a bit mean, loves to annoy you, weeb, woke af, not the type of person you'd expect to like rap
  • taurus: HORNY, so organized, loves to decorate their room, obsessed with their dog, has had a sugar daddy at one point, very kind, is wearing pajama/lounge clothes everytime i see them, doesn't give a fuck about anything, has an attitude
  • libra: everyone loves them, is only a sweetheart to really special people, fun to be around, lowkey a hoe, instantly brightens up your day, is always there for you, super considerate, usually the mom friend, will literally kill anyone who hurts them or their friends, evil, BOSSY
  • scorpio: sassy, crazy, LOUD, gets upset over the slightest inconvenience, isn't afraid to argue with you, always has to get their way, will do anything for the people they love, animal lover, buys whatever they want, the one still partying at 6am
  • leo: a total sweetheart, offers good advice, WITTY, super smart, very dramatic, friendly to everyone, i've never seen them get angry, lazy as fuck, loves to talk about themselves, calm and collected, easygoing, great vibes, does whatever they want
  • capricorn: can keep a secret, pretty QUIET, loves video games more than your average, a great friend, very mysterious, nice to literally everyone, is easy to get along with, very serious but can crack some funny jokes, responsible
  • aries: if they don't like you, you'll know, very VERY sweet to the people they care about, only cares about a few people, artistic, acts like a tough bitch but isn't really, has a crush on everyone, loves the outdoors, eats a lot, compassionate, AGGRESIVE
  • cancer: a NERD at heart, always talking to someone, can come off as shy or quiet but boy r u wrong, very respectful, protects the people they love, enjoys annoying people, when they get angry, they go crazy, always has to get their way, such a good imagination
  • sagittarius: brutally honest, doesn't seem like they have feelings but is actually sensitive af, often CONFUSED, crazy, so much energy, optimistic, can't stop singing even if they sound bad, loves everyone a little too much, always seeking adventure, takes pictures of the sky too often, space hoe
  • pisces: makes sure their friends are happy before themselves, laughs at offensive jokes, quiet, has a lot of social anxiety, can be aggressive, hates change, self deprecating jokes, SMART, angry, takes care of the people they care about, shy

that was fucking terrifying … at least it wasn’t as bad a last time (and i got meds this time before it got worse)

billykaplxn:

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